Ramirez's Batting Average

     Once upon a time, there was a man named Ramirez who lived on the Planet Namek. The place was pretty boring, what with the open fields, the clear skies, the fresh air, and the no threat or any complications what so ever. Then he heard a roaring in the distance and looked up to see a meteor falling from the sky! Thinking quickly, he grabbed a random branch and swung it at the gigantic rock hurtling towards him. Using every bit of strength in him, he swung at the meteor and, with a loud crack, it flew away from the planet. Ramirez then felt a calming sensation take over him. Perhaps boring isn't so bad after all. Perhaps he should enjoy the peace around him while he still can. The End.